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Very Serious Ads — a paid media and creative agency

the paid media agency that takes your growth very seriously.
the name? less so.

0
vanity metrics reported
150+
creatives shipped monthly

we plan, produce and run the ads that make people stop scrolling and start buying.

what we do
paid media

campaigns, managed daily

Full-funnel campaign structure, built and optimised every day. Losers get killed fast, winners get fed. No set-and-forget, no autopilot invoices.

  • campaign strategy
  • full-funnel
  • daily optimisation
  • tracking setup
  • weekly reporting
creative production

ads people actually watch

Statics and video designed to stop the scroll, produced in batches and tested against each other. The ugly ad that prints beats the pretty one that doesn't.

  • static & video ads
  • hooks & scripts
  • ugc direction
  • batch testing
  • iteration on winners
landing & funnels

pages that finish the job

You paid for the click. We make sure it converts, with landing pages and funnels built around the ad that brought people there.

  • landing pages
  • offer & angle testing
  • cro
  • lead capture flows
how we work

boringly disciplined,on purpose.

1

audit & plan

We tear down your account, your offer and your competitors' ads, then map the angles worth money.

week one
2

build & launch

Campaign structure, tracking and the first creative batch go live. Nothing precious, everything measurable.

week two
3

test, kill, scale

Creatives compete weekly. What works gets budget. What doesn't gets a very serious funeral.

ongoing
signal watch

we watch what actually matters.then we act on it.

Six numbers, tracked on every campaign, every day. They tell us what to scale, what to pause, and what to rebuild.

CTRclick-through velocity
CPL / CPAcost efficiency per lead
frequencyad exposure saturation
fatigue scorecreative engagement decay
reach velocityaudience coverage rate
conversion ratedemo / checkout completion

No single number tells the whole story. Together, they tell us when to move.

vanity metrics.

"brand awareness" invoices.

47-slide strategy decks.

just ads that sell.

let's get serious.

Tell us about your brand. We'll tell you exactly what your ads should be doing, and what it would take to get them there.

or email us directly at contact@veryseriousads.com